![]() Jerk (v/o): Not only were these lunatics (Spielberg, Katzenberg, and Geffen) setting up the first new Hollywood studio in 60 years, they sought to finally challenge Disney at the animated box office. Personally, I get them for free every time I sleep at night, but what do I know? Jerk: So, “DreamWorks SKG” was founded and finally, workers could make decent livings manufacturing dreams. (Cut to Spielberg, Katzenberg, and Geffen’s heads as like a “Three Stooges” logo with the caption: “DreamWorks Studios SKG”) Spielberg, Katzenberg, Geffen-berg (Their initials are part of “DreamWorks SKG”), few forces in the universe are stronger than three power Jews who want to be even more powerful-ier. Jerk (v/o): Steven Spielberg got tired of working for Universal, Jeffrey Katzenberg got tired of working for Disney, David Geffen got tired of working for…his own last name (Geffen Records). (We cut to the entrance archway for the park with the "Some Jerk With A Camera" Logo in the same style as "Shrek." The song "Deliver Us” from “ The Prince of Egypt” plays.) Jerk: To all who come to this reasonably content place, welcome. ![]() (We cut to Jerk in front of the Universal Studios Hollywood entrance sign.) ![]()
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